oh what a beautiful afternoon

I went upstairs for the first time in years and I watched as the sun set.

It was not amazing, it was nowhere near spiritual experience, but as I watched the sky colour changed and my mind wander I was like

"whoa look at that cloud it looks like a mermaid swimming away"

"wait that cloud looks like a lion chasing that mermaid"

"and that cloud between them looks like something that fights the lion"

"maybe that cloud looks like a horse"

"no wait the head's wrong that's not a horse"

"more like a bison"

"but the body isn't big enough to be a bison"

"it's a horse body"

"what about the mouth? the mouth looks like horse's"

"yeah with bison's nostrils"

"idk man what the hell is that"

"maybe it's a horse with the head a mixture of bison and horse"

"why am i getting turned on by that"

"fuck i'm not a zoophile"

"oh look the mermaid's getting away"

"no the mermaid stays it's the lion that's left behind"

"oh so the horse-bison shit did its job well"

"wait look"

"holy fuck"

"the lion turns into a mermaid!"

"oh my god jesus did not die for this"

"what the hell?"

"sorry felt the urge to say that"

"smh oh nO WAIT LOOK"

"OH MY GOD"

"THE LION MERMAID TURNS INTO A SKELETON MERMAID"

"HOLY MOLLY IT'S A CURSED MERMAID"

"IT'S DYING IT'S DYING"

"AAAAAND yep washed away"

"ew look is that horse-bison unites with the mermaid"

"oh no what an ugly creature"

"we better get out of here shit is going down"

"bison."

"did you just"