- Orangnya cuek
- Gak peduli pendapat orang lain tentang dirinya
- Semaunya, tapi gak seenaknya banget
- Paling sebel ngeliat orang ngelanggar aturan (padahal sendirinya juga suka, hehe)
- Hobi baca buku; tapi karena kondisi keuangan jadi gak bisa beli buku terus, hiks :'(
- Punya sejarah hidup yang bisa terbilang gak biasa dibanding remaja lainnya
- Punya rahasia kelam dalam hidupnya (ceilah paling kejadian nyolong permen dari salon)
- Orangnya serius dalam menjalani hubungan; bentuk hubungan apapun (friendship, relationship, colleague... etc)
- Selalu membedakan antara teman, teman dekat, dan sahabat, tapi gak bisa apa-apa selain nyengir waktu diklaim sebagai sahabat sama orang yang gak dia anggap sahabat (derita)
- Termasuk kelewat serius buat anak seumuran dia
- Orangnya kayak buku yang terbuka di kehidupan nyata
- Merasa bahwa semua orang (kecuali yang udah pernah ketemu beneran) di dunia maya itu gak nyata . _ .
- Hobi dengerin musik
- Barang-barangnya kebanyakan dinamain (KECUALI PAKAIAN, stop asking me that damn stupid question! Dx)
- Suka bereksperimen sama make up (namanya juga remaja...)
- Banyak yang gak tau bahwa lipstik hijau pucat kebiruan miliknya yang bikin bibir orang kayak bibir mayat itu adalah eyeshadow hijau laut yang diubahnya menjadi lipstik (Thank you so very much for Michelle Phan!) :3
- Gak tertarik untuk mengendarai sendiri kendaraan bermotor sebelum punya SIM
- Menurut psikolognya sih, jalan pemikiran dia kaku (iya banget, hahaha)
- Pernah ngerasain yang namanya selama enam tahun di SD di-bully mentalnya dan selama lima tahun di SD dikucilkan
- Orang yang introvert (ciyeeee)
- Orangnya SUPER picky! Baik soal makanan maupun orang yang deket sama dia (kalau bergaul sih sama semua, tapi kalau yang jadi 'orang dalam' sih beda soal...)
- Masih tetep keukeuh pengin jadi penulis walaupun dia gak bisa bikin apalagi baca puisi yang puitis (heh! Gue calon novelis kok, bukan calon penyair!)
- BENCI BANGET sama orang-orang yang belum apa-apa udah nyerah duluan
- Orangnya dramatis
- Pintar bicara; mungkin karena itu dia suka ditunjuk jadi ketua kelompok/bagian penjawab pertanyaan . _ .
- Ekonomi keluarganya pas-pasan dengan ibu sebagai tulang punggung keluarga, tapi hepi-hepi aja tuh
- Dikarenakan nomor 26 juga, dia udah bisa membedakan mana 'butuh' dan mana 'mau'
- Cukup bangga karena alasan nomor 26-27
- Ngebet banget pengin beli KBBI edisi terbaru dan kamus Thesaurus, tapi apalah daya...
- Dikasih uang jajan per bulan Rp100.000,00 dan udah biasa menghadapi keterkejutan teman-temannya karena nominal yang dianggap gak mungkin bisa memenuhi kebutuhan (atau mungkin kemauan) selama satu bulan
- Suka banget ngopi! Tapi karena alasan kesehatan gak bisa menikmati semua kopi, cuma beberapa kopi aja yang gak begitu 'berat' ke lambungnya (misalnya Luwak White Koffie)
- Suka juga ngeganyem permen karet :3
- Punya boneka bantal kesayangan bernama lengkap Kitten Nanditya Fitzgerald yang panggilannya adalah Kitty x3
- (Menurut ibunya sih) dia masih suka egois, keras kepala, gak mau ngalah, dan lidahnya masih setajam pisau. Alhamdulillah ya sol sepatu... (?)
- Gak suka belajar!
- Tapi masih bertahan di SMP karena janjinya sekolah minimal wajib belajar selesai
- Meski males belajar, sebenernya dia cuma gak suka ngulang pelajaran aja kok. Baginya belajar itu ya di sekolah, di rumah mah waktunya santai, main, dan kerja (baca: nulis) . _ .
- Males belajar tapi pengin suatu saat menyandang gelar S1 Sastra Inggris (maunyeee)
- Udah memantapkan dalam hati bahwa dia GAK AKAN masuk jurusan IPA di SMA nanti
- Gak begitu suka ilmu eksakta
- Lebih suka ilmu non-exact kayak Bahasa dan IPS
- Gak punya warna favorit, semuanya biasa aja
- Gak punya makanan favorit, semuanya biasa aja
- Punya penyanyi favorit: Simple Plan
- Punya semacam geng yang isinya dua cowok satu cewek (dia sendiri) yang punya nama panggilan berawalan Di semua
- Nama 'geng'nya itu [DI]versity, anggotanya: @dizaref, @theslantedone, dan @4912121
- Gak kayak cewek kebanyakan, dia biasa-biasa aja sama cowok-cowok yang diklaim sebagai cogan alias cowok ganteng. Selama bukan SP sih yah datar-datar aja \(_-_)/
- Karena dia sendiri kurang suka sama orang yang memiliki latar belakang bahagia dan worry free, maka kebanyakan tokoh karangan dia pasti udah pernah (atau bahkan lagi) mengalami hard times. Ya pake narkoba, lah. Trauma karena pernah diculik, lah. Pernah disiksa, lah. Sampe yang paling ekstrim adalah pernah diperkosa, tapi mereka bertahan dan itulah yang bikin mereka kuat
- SANGAT bangga pada tokoh-tokoh rekaannya yang udah mengalami hard times dan survive, seolah mereka anak sendiri
- Ngomongin anak, entah kenapa dia selalu pengin punya anak suatu saat nanti, tapi dia gak pernah mikirin pernikahan
- Sempet kepikiran untuk ngikutin jejak Madonna: nikah, punya anak, langsung cerain xD
- Seorang Tribute (fans The Hunger Games trilogy)
- Sebagai orang yang udah duluan jadi Tribute sebelum zamannya THG dibikin film, suka keki sendiri kalau ada orang yang ngaku-ngaku Tribute tapi ternyata gak tau Madge itu siapa (HA! EAT THAT, BITCH!!)
- Dia juga seorang Astronaut (fans Simple Plan)
- Sedang galau karena entah bagaimana selama pembuatan novel pertamanya, dia masuk Crew (istilah yang dia pake, untuk kayak tim siapa... Misalnya Twilight Saga punya Team Jacob/Team Edward dia punya Crew Joe/Crew Louis ;D) salah satu tokoh, PADAHAL KAN HARUSNYA DIA NETRAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! *nangis darah*
Sunday 29 July 2012
Dilla Nanditya itu...
Just putting up some quotes... All by Me.
"Dalam hidup kau akan bertemu dengan orang-orang yang mencintaimu dan membencimu. Beberapa orang akan memberikanmu loyalitas mereka seutuhnya dan mengikutimu ke neraka tanpa bertanya, sementara yang lainnya akan senang untuk melihatmu menderita di neraka sendirian. Orang akan jijik padamu dan orang akan mengagumimu. Kau butuh orang lain, tapi bukan berarti kau harus bergantung pada mereka. Kau harus mampu berdiri sendiri, karena suatu saat nanti, akan tiba saatnya ketika orang-orang yang paling kau percaya pun mengkhianatimu."
("In life you'll meet people who loves you and hates you. Some people would give you their full loyalty and follow you into hell without even asking, while the others would like to see you suffering in hell alone. People will disgusted with you and people will adores you. You need another people, but doesn't mean you have to rely on them. You have to could stand alone, because someday, will come the time when even the people you trusted the most betrays you.")
"You wouldn't get ANYTHING without FALLING or FAILING."
(Kamu gak akan mendapatkan APAPUN tanpa TERJATUH atau GAGAL.")
"Apa yang menyakitkan adalah mengetahui orang yang tampak tulus ingin membantumu ternyata membicarakanmu di belakang."
("What hurts is knowing that someone that seems really want to help you is talking about you behind your back.")
"I'm in a relationship to be happy, to be cared for and caring, to be loved and loving. Not to suffering."
("Aku dalam suatu hubungan itu untuk merasa senang, untuk dipedulikan dan peduli, untuk dicintai dan mencintai. Bukan untuk menderita.")
"I'm a bitch sometimes. But it's okay as long as I know why."
("Aku tuh kadang jalang. Tapi itu gak apa-apa selama aku tahu kenapa.")
"Kalau kamu ngerasa diri kamu jelek, maka kamu jelek. Kalau kamu merasa bahwa kamu keren, maka kamu keren. Percuma orang lain menyanjung kamu kalau kamu sendiri gak percaya diri."
("If you feel like you're ugly, then you're ugly. If you feel like you're cool, then you're cool. It's useless if people flatter you if you're not confident in yourself.")
"Don't you dare to care what people think of you, show them you are stronger! Fight for yourself, and fight for love!"
("Jangan kamu berani peduli pada apa yang orang pikirkan tentangmu, tunjukkan pada mereka bahwa kamu lebih kuat daripada mereka! Berjuanglah untuk dirimu sendiri, dan berjuanglah untuk cinta!")
*The ones with the bold text, are my favorite ones ;)
UPDATE: "Kadang kamu gak lebih baik daripada orang-orang yang membicarakanmu di belakang."
("Sometimes you're not better than the people who talks about you behind you back.")
("In life you'll meet people who loves you and hates you. Some people would give you their full loyalty and follow you into hell without even asking, while the others would like to see you suffering in hell alone. People will disgusted with you and people will adores you. You need another people, but doesn't mean you have to rely on them. You have to could stand alone, because someday, will come the time when even the people you trusted the most betrays you.")
"You wouldn't get ANYTHING without FALLING or FAILING."
(Kamu gak akan mendapatkan APAPUN tanpa TERJATUH atau GAGAL.")
"Apa yang menyakitkan adalah mengetahui orang yang tampak tulus ingin membantumu ternyata membicarakanmu di belakang."
("What hurts is knowing that someone that seems really want to help you is talking about you behind your back.")
"I'm in a relationship to be happy, to be cared for and caring, to be loved and loving. Not to suffering."
("Aku dalam suatu hubungan itu untuk merasa senang, untuk dipedulikan dan peduli, untuk dicintai dan mencintai. Bukan untuk menderita.")
"I'm a bitch sometimes. But it's okay as long as I know why."
("Aku tuh kadang jalang. Tapi itu gak apa-apa selama aku tahu kenapa.")
"Kalau kamu ngerasa diri kamu jelek, maka kamu jelek. Kalau kamu merasa bahwa kamu keren, maka kamu keren. Percuma orang lain menyanjung kamu kalau kamu sendiri gak percaya diri."
("If you feel like you're ugly, then you're ugly. If you feel like you're cool, then you're cool. It's useless if people flatter you if you're not confident in yourself.")
"Don't you dare to care what people think of you, show them you are stronger! Fight for yourself, and fight for love!"
("Jangan kamu berani peduli pada apa yang orang pikirkan tentangmu, tunjukkan pada mereka bahwa kamu lebih kuat daripada mereka! Berjuanglah untuk dirimu sendiri, dan berjuanglah untuk cinta!")
*The ones with the bold text, are my favorite ones ;)
UPDATE: "Kadang kamu gak lebih baik daripada orang-orang yang membicarakanmu di belakang."
("Sometimes you're not better than the people who talks about you behind you back.")
Saturday 28 July 2012
Intermezo
*Girl walks into her friend's room, wanted to ask her to hear she sings a song but sees a boy there who was--is--her ex*
Girl: "You???"
Boy: "You!?"
Girl's friend: "Hey, you guys know each other?"
Girl: *stares at boy* "Yeah, I know him."
Boy: *stares back* "She's my ex."
Girl's friend: "Whoa! I never thought that my cousin is my friend's ex! Why did you guys broke up? If, you know, I may know?"
Girl: "Well, girlfriend, do you know that your cousin has a bad habit of being a playboy?"
Girl's friend: "Don't ask how many girls have come to me and slapped me on my face for it."
Girl: "It's a yes, then. Well, somehow he thinks that my other friend is me and he kissed her and that's how we broke up. Oh, but girlfriend, let's just over it. I came here to ask you if you mind to hear me covering Cher's Want You Back?"
Boy: "Best decision I've ever made."
Girl: "Best decision you've ever made? That's funny, because I broke up with you." [I took this line from Scooby Doo and the Lake Monster (or Monster's Lake, not quite sure)]
Girl's friend: "Think I'd better be leaving now." *leave*
Boy: "Well it was not me who would like to sings Want You Back. I know you haven't date with any boys in a while, so it must be you want me back."
Girl: "What? No! This is not for you!"
Boy: *raises an eyebrow* "Oh really?"
Girl: "Yes!" *somehow blushed* "If I sing this, it's not for you! I sing it because I want to!"
Boy: "Ha! You blushed! I know I'm just that unforgettable. Sorry Girl, swallow your pride."
Girl's friend: "Have you guys done yet? I got coffees--oops, I think you haven't." *went back out*
Girl: "I!? Swallow my pride!? Haha, no boy, it's not me who disappoint my partner--ex-partner."
Boy: "Wasn't my fault if she's better than you! And anyway, I'm 19, old enough to be a man!"
Girl: "Ooh, I should've known that you don't deserve me!"
Boy: "Did I hear you correctly? I deserve every girl I want."
Girl: *points his chest* "You are just a spoiled nineteen years old immature boy who doesn't know how to treat ladies, how to take responsibilities, how to stay faithful! All you know and think about is just playing and having fun, without thinking the effect to someone else's heart. I don't want you back; I... I never even love you! What you deserve is to be unwanted and unloved!" [okay this is kinda cruel but I think he deserves this]
*Suddenly the girl cries*
Boy: "Hey, you're crying?"
Girl's friend: "OMG you made she cries!?"
Boy: "Why the heck would you come in the situation like this!?"
Girl's friend: "Dude, calm her down!" *hugs girl* "Poor girl..."
Boy: "Are you planning to make me feel guilty?"
Girl's friend: *Glares*
Boy: "Okay, that was my fault."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I, I'm okay. I'm leaving, sorry for bother."
Girl's friend: "Wait! You're leaving?"
Girl: *leaves*
Girl's friend: "And that how it goes." *stares at her cousin*
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "You???"
Boy: "You!?"
Girl's friend: "Hey, you guys know each other?"
Girl: *stares at boy* "Yeah, I know him."
Boy: *stares back* "She's my ex."
Girl's friend: "Whoa! I never thought that my cousin is my friend's ex! Why did you guys broke up? If, you know, I may know?"
Girl: "Well, girlfriend, do you know that your cousin has a bad habit of being a playboy?"
Girl's friend: "Don't ask how many girls have come to me and slapped me on my face for it."
Girl: "It's a yes, then. Well, somehow he thinks that my other friend is me and he kissed her and that's how we broke up. Oh, but girlfriend, let's just over it. I came here to ask you if you mind to hear me covering Cher's Want You Back?"
Boy: "Best decision I've ever made."
Girl: "Best decision you've ever made? That's funny, because I broke up with you." [I took this line from Scooby Doo and the Lake Monster (or Monster's Lake, not quite sure)]
Girl's friend: "Think I'd better be leaving now." *leave*
Boy: "Well it was not me who would like to sings Want You Back. I know you haven't date with any boys in a while, so it must be you want me back."
Girl: "What? No! This is not for you!"
Boy: *raises an eyebrow* "Oh really?"
Girl: "Yes!" *somehow blushed* "If I sing this, it's not for you! I sing it because I want to!"
Boy: "Ha! You blushed! I know I'm just that unforgettable. Sorry Girl, swallow your pride."
Girl's friend: "Have you guys done yet? I got coffees--oops, I think you haven't." *went back out*
Girl: "I!? Swallow my pride!? Haha, no boy, it's not me who disappoint my partner--ex-partner."
Boy: "Wasn't my fault if she's better than you! And anyway, I'm 19, old enough to be a man!"
Girl: "Ooh, I should've known that you don't deserve me!"
Boy: "Did I hear you correctly? I deserve every girl I want."
Girl: *points his chest* "You are just a spoiled nineteen years old immature boy who doesn't know how to treat ladies, how to take responsibilities, how to stay faithful! All you know and think about is just playing and having fun, without thinking the effect to someone else's heart. I don't want you back; I... I never even love you! What you deserve is to be unwanted and unloved!" [okay this is kinda cruel but I think he deserves this]
*Suddenly the girl cries*
Boy: "Hey, you're crying?"
Girl's friend: "OMG you made she cries!?"
Boy: "Why the heck would you come in the situation like this!?"
Girl's friend: "Dude, calm her down!" *hugs girl* "Poor girl..."
Boy: "Are you planning to make me feel guilty?"
Girl's friend: *Glares*
Boy: "Okay, that was my fault."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I, I'm okay. I'm leaving, sorry for bother."
Girl's friend: "Wait! You're leaving?"
Girl: *leaves*
Girl's friend: "And that how it goes." *stares at her cousin*
Boy: "What?"
Friday 20 July 2012
When I walk on a super long way road
I try to think that I'm not alone
When in fact I am all alone
That is what happened to me
Every night
See me not as a big mistake you've made
But see me as a lonely girl
I need you now
I need you tonight
I need you back then
I need you
Just need you
Why don't you come
Stay with me tonight
Don't leave I'm feeling cold
If there's a time when
I would beg then
This is the time when I beg
Stay with me here?
Stay with me tonight
I try to think that I'm not alone
When in fact I am all alone
That is what happened to me
Every night
See me not as a big mistake you've made
But see me as a lonely girl
I need you now
I need you tonight
I need you back then
I need you
Just need you
Why don't you come
Stay with me tonight
Don't leave I'm feeling cold
If there's a time when
I would beg then
This is the time when I beg
Stay with me here?
Stay with me tonight
Thursday 19 July 2012
Good Charlotte - Broken Hearts Parade
Oke, aku tau lagu ini udah terhitung lama, tapi kayaknya terakhir kali aku denger lagu-lagu model Good Charlotte, Panic! at the Disco atau bahkan Avenged Sevenfold itu sekitar tahun 2008-an gitu, dan beberapa hari yang lalu aku sempet denger lagu ini di manaaaaaa lah, Brownies kalau gak salah. Terus aku download deh. Dan dari empat lagu yang ku-download, lagu ini dan Girls! Girls! Girls!-nya Emilie Autumn yang jadi favoritku (lihat liriknya di sini). Tarik maaaaaannnggg...............
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Here we go ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
We got problems, we don't know how to solve them
Everywhere we go we got some skeletons that follow
We got baggage, you know we're gonna drag it
Everywhere we go for everyone to see
In the broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing our song
Dressed in black and we're singing along
To the broken hearts parade
I've never been better than I am today
Go ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
You got a question, how do we get it started?
I got an answer, let go of your heart
And love it, live it, leave it and get into it
If you wanna start it, this is how you do it
In the broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing our song
Dressed in black and we're singing along
To the broken hearts parade
I've never been better than I am today
I used to lie awake at night and wonder when she's coming home
It used to be so hard to wake up everyday
In the broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing our song
Dressed in black and we're singing along
To the broken hearts parade
I've never been better than I am today
March onto the sound
The beating of a broken heart
Step with the rhythm you found
To the beating of a broken heart
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Here we go ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
We got problems, we don't know how to solve them
Everywhere we go we got some skeletons that follow
We got baggage, you know we're gonna drag it
Everywhere we go for everyone to see
In the broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing our song
Dressed in black and we're singing along
To the broken hearts parade
I've never been better than I am today
Go ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
You got a question, how do we get it started?
I got an answer, let go of your heart
And love it, live it, leave it and get into it
If you wanna start it, this is how you do it
In the broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing our song
Dressed in black and we're singing along
To the broken hearts parade
I've never been better than I am today
I used to lie awake at night and wonder when she's coming home
It used to be so hard to wake up everyday
In the broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing our song
Dressed in black and we're singing along
To the broken hearts parade
I've never been better than I am today
March onto the sound
The beating of a broken heart
Step with the rhythm you found
To the beating of a broken heart
Emilie Autumn - Girls! Girls! Girls!
Aaaaaaaahhh......... Emilieeee! Penyanyi dark gothic favoritkyuuuuuhhh.......... Kalau gak salah sih menurut berita (atau gosip, tergantung gimana caramu melihatnya), EA mengidap semacam penyakit bipolar disorder dan manic-depression. But I don't care about that. Selama EA masih terus bertahan dan bernyanyi untuk kami, her Plague Rats, artinya dia belum kronis banget, kan? Dan EA is EA. Kayaknya kalau dia gak mengidap manic-depression, di mana katanya dia mengidap semacam halusinasi yang bikin dia denger suara-suara musik (kayak skizo gitu), justru Emilie gak akan jadi seorang Emilie Autumn yang kami kenal sekarang. Well, ini dia lirik salah satu lagu terbaru EA, Girls! Girls! Girls! By the way, lagu ini kemungkinan besar merujuk pada EA's Bloody Crumpets. Cekidot, I can't stop listening to this crap.
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Step right up
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality
Indulge in abnormality
Step right up
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
I do this as a gift not for employment
A portrait of insanity
Approached with pure humanity
Come see our girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
But some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn't let them fool you
Just one more rule!
You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
That one, let's just keep walking by
These ain't no ordinary girls
And we've a steady supply
So grab another cup of tea and follow me!
Girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Now, has anybody any clever question for your guide?
For a penny more, go on and ask
There's nothing here to hide
*Crowds*
Quiet down! You, sir
"If insanity's primarily a feminish Milady
And no one's doubting that for, it's a scientific fact
And according to the medics
Are they faulty of genetics?
Are they born with this disease?
Or is it something they contract?"
It's all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see from lunar, we have lunatics, lunaty, and loony
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moon
"I have a question!"
Shoot!
"Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased?"
For the good of our society
They aren't to reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety
We'll never let em loose!
Come see the girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some has madness thrust upon them!
This is a real thing my friends
100% authentic mentally ill!
Except for the substitutions
For a little extra on the side
We can arrange for a slightly more 'inmate' encounter
*Wink wink*
For a tuppence, just a tuppence
A handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for
Aggression
Oppression
Depression
Manic-depression
Well there's pills for everything these days!
"How big is a lady's brain?"
It's really very, very small
A simple thought is quite a strain
"It seems just a bit inhumane."
It's just simple little shock
It doesn't cause her any pain
They're really more like animals than people
Which have been proven to have no any souls at all
The only bits that aren't inferior
Are bossom and posterior
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall!
They won't bite
Well, she might
I say, this one does look hungry tonight
So get your pictures with an inmate
But be sure she's locked up tight
They're practically wild, sire
Protect your child, sire
They can't recall the taste of freedom
They're just happy if we feed em
So point and laugh, it isn't bad
They ought won't mind
Because they're mad!
If you haven't god a dime
Toss us your pearls!
You're welcome to enjoy our girls
Crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls
Crazy girls
We're hot--they're hot
We're nuts--they're nuts
We're--they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
I've got a lot more words to say
But I just can't make em rhyme
So ladies let this be a lesson to you
Keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight
Your morals high
Your knitting neat
Your yappers shut!
This what comes of over educating
Mentally over stimulating
Too much serious conversating
Organized religion hating
Sinful over copulating
Marriage without procreating
Girl-on-girl caught lesbiating
She was caught while masturbating
Male mind manipulating
Chronically hallucinating
Simply there's no debating
Some we find just fascinating
Independent thought creating
She may just be complicating
Get your money out we're waiting
To see those
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!
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Step right up
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality
Indulge in abnormality
Step right up
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
I do this as a gift not for employment
A portrait of insanity
Approached with pure humanity
Come see our girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
But some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn't let them fool you
Just one more rule!
You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
That one, let's just keep walking by
These ain't no ordinary girls
And we've a steady supply
So grab another cup of tea and follow me!
Girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Now, has anybody any clever question for your guide?
For a penny more, go on and ask
There's nothing here to hide
*Crowds*
Quiet down! You, sir
"If insanity's primarily a feminish Milady
And no one's doubting that for, it's a scientific fact
And according to the medics
Are they faulty of genetics?
Are they born with this disease?
Or is it something they contract?"
It's all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see from lunar, we have lunatics, lunaty, and loony
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moon
"I have a question!"
Shoot!
"Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased?"
For the good of our society
They aren't to reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety
We'll never let em loose!
Come see the girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some has madness thrust upon them!
This is a real thing my friends
100% authentic mentally ill!
Except for the substitutions
For a little extra on the side
We can arrange for a slightly more 'inmate' encounter
*Wink wink*
For a tuppence, just a tuppence
A handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for
Aggression
Oppression
Depression
Manic-depression
Well there's pills for everything these days!
"How big is a lady's brain?"
It's really very, very small
A simple thought is quite a strain
"It seems just a bit inhumane."
It's just simple little shock
It doesn't cause her any pain
They're really more like animals than people
Which have been proven to have no any souls at all
The only bits that aren't inferior
Are bossom and posterior
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall!
They won't bite
Well, she might
I say, this one does look hungry tonight
So get your pictures with an inmate
But be sure she's locked up tight
They're practically wild, sire
Protect your child, sire
They can't recall the taste of freedom
They're just happy if we feed em
So point and laugh, it isn't bad
They ought won't mind
Because they're mad!
If you haven't god a dime
Toss us your pearls!
You're welcome to enjoy our girls
Crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls
Crazy girls
We're hot--they're hot
We're nuts--they're nuts
We're--they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
I've got a lot more words to say
But I just can't make em rhyme
So ladies let this be a lesson to you
Keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight
Your morals high
Your knitting neat
Your yappers shut!
This what comes of over educating
Mentally over stimulating
Too much serious conversating
Organized religion hating
Sinful over copulating
Marriage without procreating
Girl-on-girl caught lesbiating
She was caught while masturbating
Male mind manipulating
Chronically hallucinating
Simply there's no debating
Some we find just fascinating
Independent thought creating
She may just be complicating
Get your money out we're waiting
To see those
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!
Aku [Belum] Merasakan Penderitaan Kelas IX
As we all might have known, aku udah naik kelas, sekarang aku udah kelas sembilan. Belajar intensif cuma sembilan bulan aka satu setengah semester. Enak? Dari waktu sih iya lebih singkat. Tapi tekanan ujian, beban nilai, tanggung jawab mengejar SMA Negeri... Blawh.
Aku masuk ke kelas IX B, ketemu lagi sama temen-temen dari VII B. Di sekolahku emang gitu, jadi kelas VII masih perkenalan kan, terus kelas VIII ntar dicampur sama anak kelas VII lainnya, nah kelas IX balik lagi sama temen-temen sekelas dulu di kelas VII. Di kelasku cuma ada satu anak baru yang pindah waktu kelas VIII, namanya Rizal. Mungkin karena dia juga masih beradaptasi ya... 38 (gak termasuk aku) anak lainnya kan udah saling kenal dari kelas VII, tapi dia baru ketemu sama kami di sini. Well, kecuali yang waktu kelas VIII-nya sekelas sama dia di kelas VIII A. Aku sama Rizki dari kelas VIII D. Yang lainnya ya macam-macam.
Selasa kemarin tuh kami belajar Matematika, B. Indonesia, IPA, dan Agama. Tapi gak kayak biasanya, tadi kami pulang jam dua belas, bukannya 12.40. Jadi Agama cuma belajar satu jam pelajaran (hore!). Demi apa deh ya guru MTK aku tuh pak Etom. Nama asli beliau sih Edi Utomo, tapi biasalah anak-anak suka nyingkat-nyingkat. Bu Kusmiati (IPS) suka dipanggil ibu Kus--di belakang orangnya tentu. Pak Asep Dadan (Agama), jadi pak SepDan, ada juga yang AsDan. Terus bu Siti Walidjah (yang udah pensiun) dipanggilnya bu SiWal. Kacau banget kan ._.
Gak bangetnya sama pak Etom adalah berbelit-belit! Modelnya sama gitu sama pak Odang. Bedanya sama pak Etom lebih ngerti lah, mungkin karena waktu kelas VII sama pak Odang tuh asli blank, tapi di kelas IX ini aku udah ada bekal lah gitu di MTK (hatur tengkyu pada pak Astimar :*). Nih ya kayak tadi ngomongin soal dua bangun datar yang sebangun. Mumpung masih awal semester, nge-compare pak Etom sama pak Astimar boleh lah, namanya juga anak SMP xD
"Jika □ ABCD ~ □ EFGH dan AB = 15 cm dan EF = 5 cm dan CD = 6 cm, maka berapakah GH?" <--versi pak Etom
"□ABCD ~ □EFGH. AB = 15 cm. EF = 5 cm. CD = 6 cm. GH = ...?" <--versi pak Astimar
Lebih awet tinta yang mana coba? -_-
Udah gitu, masa ya, waktu aku nanya ke pak Etom jawaban latihan soalku bener apa nggak, pak Etom cuma ngelirik sekilas sambil bilang, "Iya bener. Yah, liat aja ke kunci jawabannya di belakang buku, bener apa nggak."
GURU MATEMATIKA MACAM APA PULAK YANG NYURUH MURIDNYA BUAT NGELIAT KUNCI JAWABAN????????????? BISA HANCUR SILSILAH DUNIA PERSILATAN TAUUUUKK *jlegeeerr*
Pokoknya di situ aku cuma bisa terperangah dan bilang, "Oh... iya deh pak..." Asli cengok!
Terus waktu BI, gurunya bu Sri Palmi. Kalau anak-anak yang suka ke perpustakaan pasti tau bu Sri, soalnya ibu Sri suka ngurusin buku-buku perpus juga kayak bu Diah, bedanya bu Diah mah gak jadi guru mapel. Daaaaaaaaaaann waktu pelajaran Bahasa, bu Sri tuh biasalah, namanya baru pertemuan pertama (pertemuan pertama, awal aku berjumpa, jeng jeng jeng--eh salah ya?), jadi masih ngasih tau apa aja yang jadi penilaian rapor untuk Bahasa selain nilai. Yaaaah, standar laaaah: absensi, perilaku, baru kemudian nilai. Jadi ya, emang pada dasarnya perilaku dan absensi tuh lebih penting daripada nilai. Lha wong bu Isun (guru b. Inggris dan WaKel) aja udah bilang, kalau kami tuh rajin masuk dan sopan juga baik, guru-guru mah gak akan pelit ngasih nilai.
Oke, setelah 'pengenalan'nya selesai, bu Sri nyuruh kita baca buku paket halaman sekian, isinya tuh dialog interaktif antara penyiar radio sama dua narasumber yang merupakan wirausahawan dan wirausahawati dalam bidang agrobisnis. Terus ada seorang penelepon yang bertanya (namanya juga dialog interaktif). Jadi total ada empat orang yang terlibat dalam percakapannya. Bu Sri nyuruh kami baca, dan ntar ada empat orang yang dipersilakan maju ke depan. Aku semangat dong langsung ngincer jadi penyiar. Terus akhirnya dipanggil ke depan. Bagian itu kita skip aja, salah-salah ntar aku jadi kesel lagi -_-
Intinya aku jadi penyiar tuh bacanya kecepetan, tapi menurut bu Sri udah cukup interaktip, yay!
Dan kemarin, hari Rabu, pelajarannya tuh yang pendek-pendek. PKn, SBK, IPS, TIK. Pedek kan? Gak ada yang lebih dari empat huruf :P
PKn gurunya bu Dini lagi. FYI, bu Dini itu waktu kelas delapan jadi WaKel-ku. Sampai aku naik ke kelas sembilan, buku catatan PKn punyaku tuh tetap bersih. Habis bu Dini nerangin materi lebih banyak secara lisan daripada tertulis, jadi baru mau nulis eh udah lewat ternyata ._.
Tapi kali kemarin aku nulis lho! Jadi sama bu Dini aku mengembangkan kemampuanku dalam menulis sekaligus mendengarkan. Dan gak ada yang ketinggalan. Hore, hore, hore! Terus pindah pelajaran. SBK. SBK alias SenBud gurunya bu Erni. Wahiiii........ baru pertama kalinya diajar bu Erni, tapi seru lho! Emang gak sebanyak tawa pas sama bu Dewi di IPA (bu Dewi emang galak pas ngajar, tapi begitu masuk sesi T&J tuh asik banget lho), tapi waktu sama bu Erni dijelaskan lagi dari awal, yang namanya 'seni' itu apa. Ternyata seni bukanlah sebuah karya; seni bukanlah estetika; seni bukanlah hal indah yang dapat dinikmati manusia; tapi seni memiliki arti umum. Seni adalah Indah.
Indah bukannya anak IX C?
Oke lupakan yang satu itu, aku lagi ngaco -_- Intinya, seni adalah indah. Indah bisa bermacam-macam. Bahkan bu Erni ngasih contoh: kita bangun tidur di pagi hari itu indah. Kenapa indah? Diberi satu kesempatan lagi menikmati hidup. Kita pergi ke sekolah itu indah. Kenapa indah? Karena kita memilih untuk menunaikan kewajiban daripada main. DeeLeL. Lanjut ke TIK. Waktu TIK tuh asli beungeut* lah! Masa gara-gara ada yang bilang disuruh ke lab komputer (di sekolah ada tiga lab: lab komputer, lab bahasa, sama lab IPA) kita semua jadi ke lab komputer, padahal ternyata tuh NGGAK tau! Merry sama Vunni yang dikasih tugas buat kami semua, nanya, "Disuruh siapa ke lab?" Ternyata banyak yang jawab disuruh bu Diah. Aduh ibuuuuuuuuuu x_x
Tapi dari itu semua, yang paling membahagiakan adalah pengumuman bahwa: hari Kamis sampai Selasa itu libur! HOREEEEE.............!!!! Masuk lagi hari Rabu jam delapan. Yay yay yay! Biasalah karena mau puasa, jadi libur pas awal-awalnya. Wahooo.... Salah satu yang aku suka dari puasa ya itu, libur sekolahnya :') (percaya atau nggak, hal lain yang aku suka dari puasa tuh sesi siang alias nahan laparnya, aku bukan orang yang segitu menanti-nantikan lebarannya. Aneh ya?) Intinya aku sekarang ini pengangguran *joget*
Selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa 1433 Hijriyah, mohon maaf lahir dan batin :')
*beungeut (dibaca benget): bahasa Sunda yang harafiahnya berarti muka/wajah, tapi suka dipakai untuk mengganti frase "malu", "memalukan", "malu-maluin".
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