Emilie Autumn - Girls! Girls! Girls!

Aaaaaaaahhh......... Emilieeee! Penyanyi dark gothic favoritkyuuuuuhhh.......... Kalau gak salah sih menurut berita (atau gosip, tergantung gimana caramu melihatnya), EA mengidap semacam penyakit bipolar disorder dan manic-depression. But I don't care about that. Selama EA masih terus bertahan dan bernyanyi untuk kami, her Plague Rats, artinya dia belum kronis banget, kan? Dan EA is EA. Kayaknya kalau dia gak mengidap manic-depression, di mana katanya dia mengidap semacam halusinasi yang bikin dia denger suara-suara musik (kayak skizo gitu), justru Emilie gak akan jadi seorang Emilie Autumn yang kami kenal sekarang. Well, ini dia lirik salah satu lagu terbaru EA, Girls! Girls! Girls! By the way, lagu ini kemungkinan besar merujuk pada EA's Bloody Crumpets. Cekidot, I can't stop listening to this crap.

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Step right up
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality
Indulge in abnormality

Step right up
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
I do this as a gift not for employment
A portrait of insanity
Approached with pure humanity

Come see our girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!

Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
But some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn't let them fool you
Just one more rule!

You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
That one, let's just keep walking by
These ain't no ordinary girls
And we've a steady supply
So grab another cup of tea and follow me!

Girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!

Now, has anybody any clever question for your guide?
For a penny more, go on and ask
There's nothing here to hide
*Crowds*
Quiet down! You, sir

"If insanity's primarily a feminish Milady
And no one's doubting that for, it's a scientific fact
And according to the medics
Are they faulty of genetics?
Are they born with this disease?
Or is it something they contract?"

It's all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see from lunar, we have lunatics, lunaty, and loony
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moon

"I have a question!"
Shoot!
"Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased?"
For the good of our society
They aren't to reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety
We'll never let em loose!

Come see the girls!
Crazy girls!
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls!
Crazy girls!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls!

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some has madness thrust upon them!
This is a real thing my friends
100% authentic mentally ill!
Except for the substitutions

For a little extra on the side
We can arrange for a slightly more 'inmate' encounter
*Wink wink*
For a tuppence, just a tuppence
A handful of pills to feed the inmates

We've got pills for
Aggression
Oppression
Depression
Manic-depression
Well there's pills for everything these days!

"How big is a lady's brain?"
It's really very, very small
A simple thought is quite a strain
"It seems just a bit inhumane."
It's just simple little shock
It doesn't cause her any pain
They're really more like animals than people
Which have been proven to have no any souls at all

The only bits that aren't inferior
Are bossom and posterior
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall!

They won't bite
Well, she might
I say, this one does look hungry tonight
So get your pictures with an inmate
But be sure she's locked up tight
They're practically wild, sire
Protect your child, sire

They can't recall the taste of freedom
They're just happy if we feed em
So point and laugh, it isn't bad
They ought won't mind
Because they're mad!
If you haven't god a dime
Toss us your pearls!

You're welcome to enjoy our girls
Crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Those girls
Crazy girls
We're hot--they're hot
We're nuts--they're nuts
We're--they're suicidal
Tickets cheap
It's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o'clock so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time

I've got a lot more words to say
But I just can't make em rhyme
So ladies let this be a lesson to you
Keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight
Your morals high
Your knitting neat
Your yappers shut!

This what comes of over educating
Mentally over stimulating
Too much serious conversating
Organized religion hating
Sinful over copulating
Marriage without procreating
Girl-on-girl caught lesbiating
She was caught while masturbating
Male mind manipulating
Chronically hallucinating
Simply there's no debating
Some we find just fascinating
Independent thought creating
She may just be complicating
Get your money out we're waiting
To see those
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!